A HORSE’S ARSE

Add some more writing about horses and junk

When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down. 

  • The one thing I respect about Hitler is that he didn’t take any shit from magicians.

    – Larry David

  • People often mistake me for Anthony Hopkins. Here’s how you tell the difference: I’m the one nailing Mrs Hopkins. 

    – Michael Caine

  • Never in a million years will you hear somebody on the radio say “I’m up for runnin’ up on them crackers in city hall.”

    – Dave Chappelle

  • For a Westerner to trash Western culture is like criticising our nitrogen/oxygen atmosphere on the grounds that it sometimes gets windy, and besides, Jupiter’s is much prettier. You may not realise its advantages until you’re trying to breathe liquid methane

    – Neal Stephenson

  • If you want to be happy for a day, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a month, fall in love. If you want to be happy forever, take up gardening. 

    -Chinese proverb

  • I was talking to Preachy Preach about Kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda, he bought me a soda, he bought me a soda, then he tried to molest me in the parking lot, yep, yep, yep, yep

    – The Pixies, Bone Machine

  • I don’t mean to sound cold, bitter and cruel, but I am, so that’s the way it always comes out. 

    – Bill Hicks